Happy Friday, friend!
We have all had those weeks where the only logical solution to our problems is faking our own disappearance and starting over as a mysterious local in a rural European village.
You know the fantasy. You throw your smartphone into the sea, buy a scratchy linen shirt, and spend the rest of your days growing oddly shaped tomatoes while refusing to answer emails.
Since we run a property advisory business, we cannot legally help you fake your own demise, but we can find you the perfect, highly affordable hideout. This week’s list is dedicated to the glorious art of ghosting society on a budget.
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Grab your oversized sunglasses and a burner phone - here is where we are hiding out this week.
