Hi again, future European homeowner!
Every group of friends has that one specific text thread. It usually stays quiet for a few weeks, until someone drops a link to a massive European property on a Tuesday afternoon with the exact same caption:
"Hear me out. If we all pitch in..."
Usually, the link is to a dilapidated 30-bedroom French chateau that requires a new roof and an exorcism. It is a fun five-minute distraction from work, everyone agrees to claim a turret, and then the chat goes dead again.
But what happens when the link actually makes sense?
What happens when you find a 380-square-meter Italian mountain lodge that is already split into two apartments, so you don't even have to share a kitchen? Or a Spanish estate where every guest room is completely detached and hidden in the garden, so you never actually have to hear your friends snoring?
This week, we went looking for properties that are practically begging to be pitched to the group chat. These are big, versatile footprints with guest annexes, massive taverns, and bizarre bonuses (like a fully functional restaurant).
But before we begin, check out our friends at Bitizenship:
A client just called this the easiest part of getting Italian residency.
"Ale and the Bitizenship team turned what looked like an impossible investment search into the clearest, most confidence-inspiring part of our entire visa process."
That's Clay Space, who used Bitizenship's Bitcoin Dolce Visa to secure Italian residency for his family through a €250k equity stake in a Milan-based Bitcoin startup, no property purchase, no minimum stay, and you invest only after your visa is approved. Family included. Lowest entry point of any EU golden visa.
Disclaimer: informational only, not financial advice
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